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3 November 2012
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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke about potassium?

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3 November 2012
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What did the lion say to the Octopus?
Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.
1 October 2012
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What has eyes but can't see?
A blind person.
1 October 2012
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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor?
Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.
1 October 2012
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat?
You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.
30 September 2012
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A blind man walks off a cliff.
30 September 2012
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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A girl who really needs to see the doctor.
30 September 2012
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What do you call a Jewish cop?
Officer.
29 September 2012
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